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Title: Somethings are just not meant to be eaten
By: Amethyst star Girl (@ Fanfiction.net)
"InuYasha!!"
"WHAT IS IT KAGOME?!"
"I'm hungry."
"There are chimichangas in the freezer, if you want," he answered,. looking up from his new playstation 2 game Grand Theft Auto San Andreas for the first time.
"That sounds good, I'll be right back," Kagome put her book down and began walking towards the kitchen. Just as she was passing through the door she called back over her shoulder,
"Do you want one too?"
"No thanks, I'm not hungry right now."
"Okae..."
Five Minutes later, Kagome emerged from the kitchen, Chimichanga in one hand and a butter knife and tub of cream cheese in the other. InuYasha raised an eyebrow in question, but simply shrugged it off and went back to Playing.But when he looked up a few minutes later, he thought that his stomach might never be still again; He was still recovering from the stomach flu.But when he looked to his girlfriend, She was happily spreading cream cheese all over the top of the chimichangas and taking a gynormous bite. He could barely supress a shudder. And a twitch. I mean C'mon!!! Who in the seven hells eats a chimichanga with cream cheese?!
"What the hell are you doing?!?" he asked, barely hiding his revulsion.
Kagome looked up, her face the picture of innocence.
"What? It's really very good, you should try some," she responded, pushing the 'food' towards him.
To bad it to say, poor InuYasha barely made it to the bathroom before his own lunch revisited him.Which was pizza. Kagome merely shrugged and continued eating, licking her fingers clean and smacking her lips as she finished.
'He can watch People being killed and their guts coming out, but can't watch me eat this?' Kagome thought as she made her way to the bathroom to comfort her poor boyfriend.
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"InuYasha?" Kagome asked knocking on the bathroom door
"Y-y-yeah?" Came the response.
"Are you feeling better hon?" she asked, a little concerned, seeing as her boyfriend still hadn't left the bathroom for the last half hour.
"I think I might not live," came the muffled response.
"...I dont't think it's that serious InuYasha."Kagome said as she opened the door slowly. She found InuYasha seated in front of the toilet, his head resting on the toilet bowl. She quickly pulled out a cloth, ran it under the tap and sat next to him on the floor. There she began to wipe off his face, like a little kid.
InuYasha moaned in gratitude, muttering a muffled 'Thank You'.
She quickly helped him stand and walked him to his room, sitting him on his bed. But when she went to let him go, he wouldn't, and he pulled her down on top of, giggling.
"So was this part of your plan to get me into bed?" he asked mishiviously.
"I would think that the plan was all yours," she retorted giggling, "besides, I meant it, it tasted really--"
"Stop! Please, I don't even want to think about it," he cut her off, placing his finger on her lips, his amber eyes turning serious, his mouth drawing closer and closer to hers, about to meet, it was so close, but--
"I'm hungry," she declared, hopping off the bed, and heading towards the kitchen.
"Nothing weird or nasty this time!" he yelled to her retreating form, rolling his eyes.
"I promise!" she yelled back , "I'm just having a sandwich! Geez..."After Kagome had been gone for some time, much longer than he figured was necessary for a sandwich he yelled down,
"What the hell are doing? Growing the wheat for the damn bread?!"
"I'm coming!" she yelled back, "It's almost done!"
A few minutes later, much to InuYasha's relief, she came into the room, indeed with a sandwich on her plate. His relief was short lived when he made the mistake of asking what kind of sandwich it was.
"Mashed patato," she answered calmly.
InuYasha felt his stomach turn for the second time that day, "Mashed patato?" he croaked. His right eye was twitching so much it looked like it might fall off.
"Yup, toasted, with cheese, for structural support,oh it also has some gravy and..umm" She looked under the piece oh toasted toast."Bacon bits!" she yelled out hapilly.
"Kagome. Honey. You know I love you, and I'm saying this for your own good," he started, trying to take the plate away from her gently, "but cheese is not structural support.espicially with gravy."
Yanking the plate out of his hands, and talking between mouthfuls, "Of course it is," she replied, "you see, when it melts, it holds all the mashed patato together, just like cheese on a pizza...but.. the gravy does make it abit hard for the cheese to stay on.."she trailed off as poor Inu-kun made his second dash of the day to the bathroom.
"Oh InuYasha! Be a Man!!! It's Just a sandwich!" kagome yelled back but InuYasha's responce was 'Bleeeh!'
So She just rolled her eyes and continued to hungrily eat the sandwich until it was no more.
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Sango looked up as InuYasha walked into class, muttering something under his breath.
"Are you okae, InuYasha? You look a little pale..." she asked, somewhat concerned. To be honest, to poor boy looked downright ill.
'If she only knew', he thought to himself.
"Tell me," he said aloud, "who on earth eats mashed patato sandwiches with gravy, bacon bits, and cheese for support??"
"Huh?" she asked confused.
"Never mind," he muttered taking his seat.
"Well...." she began, "my dad used to joke about how Kagome's Mom was pregnant with her, she used to eat mashed patato sandwiches all the time...that, and she used to put cream cheese on her chimichangas too. I personally think it's kinda revolting, but--"
She trailed off when she noticed that InuYasha was passed out on the floor....
"uhh.. InuYasha?" Sango said poking the boy with a pencil. while she was poking him, Kagome came in with Miroku. Chimichanga in hand.
"Hey sango! what's up with InuYasha?" Miroku asked. kissing his girlfriend on the lips, then looking at his best friend.
"I dont know.. i just told him about what kagome's mom ate when she was pregant..." she trailed off when she saw Kagome eating her chimichanga WITH cream cheese. She fainted too.
"Hey.. what's up with them?" Kagome asked. eating her chimichanga.
"I have no clue...." Miroku said trying to wake up InuYasha and Sango.
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Notes about the story: in this story, Sango is Kagome's cousin.
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